cosbyykidd:

imsoshive:

*visits church for the first time*

pastor: if there are any first time visitors here this morning please stand.

me:

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the members:

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Lana Del Rey x VICE

Lana Del Rey x VICE

rumour:

dad: what have u been doing for the past hour

me: nothing

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alegbra:

bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now

nosdrinker:

this is so fucked up

nosdrinker:

this is so fucked up

neatpotatoes:

iconic

vivianvivisection:

jonesdavid813:

h0llo:

Putting on makeup is such a spiritual experience I watch myself go from a 3 to a 9 right in front of my mirror I love it

no, if you are putting on makeup, I don’t care who you are or what you look like, you go from about a 10 to 1

keep talking shit you gonna go from a basic ass 2 to a 6-feet-under

k1mkardashian:

I glanced at this one girl for a second and smiled and she smiled back and her boyfriend like grabbed her and pulled her and started making out with her and she seemed not into it and I was like wow straight guys are so sensitive and weird lol like I don’t wantcha girl but I do want ha dress and the number to whoever did her nails cuz she is en pointe tonight