shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

littleredpartydress:

image

he looks like a 75 year old woman with a meth addiction

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

joan rivers has a family...
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maryjblige:

so do the palestinians she wished dead

obvious-electricity:

My dog is a fail.

*at a meet and greet with Ariana*
me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
ariana: ouch!
me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master